Malaysian Drivers, lar!!!

Everyone wants a car,
Because our public transportation veli char,
But when everyone has a car,
Traffic jam everyday and everywhere lar.


When want to tukar lane,
Signal also tarak put,
Suka-suka main jump other lane,
Other drivers also got terkejut,
Lin lau hia eh, we need cepat cepat brake leh.


When on Sunday,
Everyone mau go shopping,
But want to save money on parking valet,
Car cincai put at orang cacat parking.

When jam here, jam there time,
You will get to see Mr.No Brain,
A hero who is so kind,
Try to save the day using emergency lane.

Malaysian drivers lah,
Always complain other drivers no follow law,
When sendiri see teh tarik and smell nasi kandaq,
Almost forget their car already in "no parking" lot.

I suspect Malaysian drivers go hin kong,
Red light din jalan they honk long long,
Green light jalan they fast fast potong,
Then when almost mau long (langgar),
They break and again honk long long,
And stare at us like Agong, 
And they will maki us song song,
Who we are lar, of coz Malaysian drivers lar, dong!!!