Humour: Who Says Exam Is Stressful? Look At How Creative People Make It Fun!

My friend sent this to me and to make these even seem better, I googled them out bits by bits. Enjoy the darn collections of the amazingly engineered answers by ermm......whoever. 

Genius No. 1 says

Genius No. 2 purported

Genius No. 3 exclaimed

Genius No. 4 answered

Genius No. 5 suggested

Genius No. 6 mentioned

Genius No. 7 thinks

Genius No. 8 drew

Genius No. 9 is indeed a narrator 

Genius No. 10 is indeed a giraffe

Genius No. 11 turns a female reproductive organ into a bear. Great

Genius No. 12 obviously fed up with Math

How To: Perfect Guide For New Mummies/Dummies

It is always not an easy task when it comes to taking care of someone, isn't it? Or even something like pets. I even rushed to the bookstore to buy a manual on how to take care of your cat! But it always didn't work out cause my cat begs for anchovies every single day (on the kitchen cabinet so that you can see him), makes enough damage to my sofas and furniture, and worst of all, he sleeps on our bed. Hell, where are we supposed to sleep? In his bed?????? Pity enough for that, it must be a horrible experience to watch over your own kids. Nuff said! I hate KIDS! LOL. Not always but sometimes to the screaming and crying ones. 

When I become a mummy one day, I'd least expect someone must present me a handybook or guides to take care of my child. Funny enough, someone took the liberty to send the manual on how to take care of your child into my mailbox! You must be pregnant. LOL. The best manual I'd ever get in a century and pictures tell a thousand words. 

What you see is what you get..........scroll down for more fascinating and creative ideas/ways to manage your kid. 

Never shall thou imagine that little thing as a coconut ready to be plucked

For guys, you can do that if you remember to shave your chest hair

The correct way doesn't seem to look correct - no difference between Mr Peeping Tom

No? Why? This is the exact way to train the baby to be claustrophobic, eh?

LOL. Just like the fairy-tale, the mum is expecting a pelican to transport the baby to day care centre. It's not BAD

Ho, Ho, Ho!!! The road is never a safe place. Your eyes got to be covered temporary, honey

Always protect your belongings, so does your baby

Errr, you can't expect Hercules and Popeye to do the YES way. They are way too strong

Haha. I like this the most. He must think mummy is making a mini pool for him. Yeehaa...

Honestly, I thought the NO way was the YES way!!!! My baby will definitely have large nostrils when he is older. Hahhaa

Humour: Idiotic Things That Idiot Folks Do

Just for laughter and a dose of  endorphin........

No doubt these two stooges play too much computer games......the aftermath - they are addicted

Here's how thou shalt jump when you're hit by a trailer

This boy thinks he is cute if he can pee like a hydrant

Each of the thousands hands of a Golden Buddha statue has an eye on each palm but sometimes things can go wrong - the Golden Buddha statue has a ciggie on each of its palm

Kid: Mum, I saw a real life spongebob over the street there

Mum: Stop jabbering about spongebob all day. He is just a character from a cartoon, honey

Kid: I swear to God I see it, mum. Look! 

Mum: Oh! You're right, honey. Just that....he doesn't have shoes!

Your Resignation Letter Should Sound Like This If You Hate Your Boss

Little do we know, our mind has already been permanently shut down from the daily routined task that it gets so fixated nothing is interesting anymore. We wake up to the manually-set rooster crows every morning like a zombie without having the thoughts of being apart with our beloved bed. We brush our teeth, wash our face, bathe, wear our uniform and off we go to work. So here is all the nightmares begin. We tried to make sure our job is done flawlessly but still complain, complain, complain. We hurdle through the e-mails to meet customer demands and requirements, and yet, still complain, complain, complain. We skip our lunch just to make a few conference calls with outbound customers, and still, all we received complain, complain, complain. And who dropped the bombshell? Our superior or boss or orang atas la. The voice within us is getting rebellious each day waiting for an attack order by us. But do you have the guts? How long can you cope stress? Is our boss like other bosses, a megalomaniac? Do they actually think that we are numbskulls at certain level? Then this picture illustrates well....

 

Now...I am not trying to rundown anyone here if your situation is somewhat identical to the scenario here. I noticed many workers these days have not gathered enough courage to tell their boss what they think and what they dislike. It is often all right to underperform at exceptional consequences but not all the time. Remember those days the Japanese has invented some gadget where it has the ability to translate what their pets trying to tell? I think in dog-eat-dog world today, we should have decorate that technology toys on employees. Oh, and a language decoder to the orang atas, please! Hope this will help them understand the feelings and thoughts of their orang bawah if they can read the decoder right.

If you could not withstand the mounting pleasure pressure, go back, take a long hot shower, better yet, do some aroma therapy, and get some face massage cause you gonna write a resignation letter to your to your bad-ass boss, big time perfectionist, and a complete control freak.

Source from cartoonstock.com

Here is how your resignation letter could sound like to your bad boss....

Dear Beloved Boss (Puke),

I resign now without 24 hours notice. Do not stop me and beg me to stay because you will be watching my back as I am walking out of the "cage" now.

Hope to see you again (NOT!).

p/s: You're fired!

Yours sincerely,

A-minute-ago employee/slave/dog/cow

*No offence intended to whom might be reading this. For amusement purposed only.*