Humour: Pizza Delivery Service Is Always At Its Best Service to Keep the Pizza Warm

Humour: Who Says Exam Is Stressful? Look At How Creative People Make It Fun!

My friend sent this to me and to make these even seem better, I googled them out bits by bits. Enjoy the darn collections of the amazingly engineered answers by ermm......whoever. 

Genius No. 1 says

Genius No. 2 purported

Genius No. 3 exclaimed

Genius No. 4 answered

Genius No. 5 suggested

Genius No. 6 mentioned

Genius No. 7 thinks

Genius No. 8 drew

Genius No. 9 is indeed a narrator 

Genius No. 10 is indeed a giraffe

Genius No. 11 turns a female reproductive organ into a bear. Great

Genius No. 12 obviously fed up with Math

How To: Perfect Guide For New Mummies/Dummies

It is always not an easy task when it comes to taking care of someone, isn't it? Or even something like pets. I even rushed to the bookstore to buy a manual on how to take care of your cat! But it always didn't work out cause my cat begs for anchovies every single day (on the kitchen cabinet so that you can see him), makes enough damage to my sofas and furniture, and worst of all, he sleeps on our bed. Hell, where are we supposed to sleep? In his bed?????? Pity enough for that, it must be a horrible experience to watch over your own kids. Nuff said! I hate KIDS! LOL. Not always but sometimes to the screaming and crying ones. 

When I become a mummy one day, I'd least expect someone must present me a handybook or guides to take care of my child. Funny enough, someone took the liberty to send the manual on how to take care of your child into my mailbox! You must be pregnant. LOL. The best manual I'd ever get in a century and pictures tell a thousand words. 

What you see is what you get..........scroll down for more fascinating and creative ideas/ways to manage your kid. 

Never shall thou imagine that little thing as a coconut ready to be plucked

For guys, you can do that if you remember to shave your chest hair

The correct way doesn't seem to look correct - no difference between Mr Peeping Tom

No? Why? This is the exact way to train the baby to be claustrophobic, eh?

LOL. Just like the fairy-tale, the mum is expecting a pelican to transport the baby to day care centre. It's not BAD

Ho, Ho, Ho!!! The road is never a safe place. Your eyes got to be covered temporary, honey

Always protect your belongings, so does your baby

Errr, you can't expect Hercules and Popeye to do the YES way. They are way too strong

Haha. I like this the most. He must think mummy is making a mini pool for him. Yeehaa...

Honestly, I thought the NO way was the YES way!!!! My baby will definitely have large nostrils when he is older. Hahhaa

Laughter Is Indeed The Best Medicine :)

If you dislike 7-Eleven, fret no more. Just turn your head, and make an "emergency" exit to L-Eleven right across the street.

I am suspecting that there are neither woman nor human. They are corpses (jasad)!!!! Naw....don't mind them. Osama might get tick off and bomb your house into pieces. Oh or don't be surprise to see airplanes are heading into your house direction. To play safe, don't even think about it! LOL.

Now that the tree has grown up like a ballerina, I wonder why the owner didn't dress her with ballet costume. She will look nicer than being naked and PHOTOGRAPH like this. Pity her.....

Ahhhhh........I am done. I manage to spot the difference. There is a leaf with an eye!

Thank goodness I always prepare enough sticks in the lorry. See....if not you won't be able to go that high

Oh my! Has anyone drop this here? Remember to wear your bra next time. LOL

LOL......Please use this at home. And make sure your dog does not munch on their johns!

Muahahhahaha..........look, boy. You're actually scaring the nurse instead. Let's hope she will not have nightmare tonight.