Laughter Is Indeed The Best Medicine :)

If you dislike 7-Eleven, fret no more. Just turn your head, and make an "emergency" exit to L-Eleven right across the street.

I am suspecting that there are neither woman nor human. They are corpses (jasad)!!!! Naw....don't mind them. Osama might get tick off and bomb your house into pieces. Oh or don't be surprise to see airplanes are heading into your house direction. To play safe, don't even think about it! LOL.

Now that the tree has grown up like a ballerina, I wonder why the owner didn't dress her with ballet costume. She will look nicer than being naked and PHOTOGRAPH like this. Pity her.....

Ahhhhh........I am done. I manage to spot the difference. There is a leaf with an eye!

Thank goodness I always prepare enough sticks in the lorry. See....if not you won't be able to go that high

Oh my! Has anyone drop this here? Remember to wear your bra next time. LOL

LOL......Please use this at home. And make sure your dog does not munch on their johns!

Muahahhahaha..........look, boy. You're actually scaring the nurse instead. Let's hope she will not have nightmare tonight.

Japanese Is Either Too Rich, Boring Or Just Being "Creative" By Inventing These!

Would you buy something like this which will ensure you will be "wrapped" at night while snoring away? No way..... I will never feel comfy this way. I want the real man. LOL

*Gasp* Oh no....someone please help this poor baby. He is halfway being transformed into Komondor "The Mop Dog". Or this must be a cross breed of human and the dog. LOL.

The future-self of the baby. Why, why, tell me why?

Someone who wears this way must be a retard! The worst retard ever!!

I wouldn't take the train if I were you. I am sure there are many wondering spirits in the coaches cause people cannot resist to hang themselves while waiting for their next destination to arrive.

Hope Jimmy Choo doesn't design this for the Japanese. It doesn't look good on everyone's head.

Would you want some of these STICK butter? I taste so good that it will instantly get rid off the fungus on your expired breads.

And the last but not least, we shall present an award for this creatively designed chopsticks. We hope that the fan will not produce the hurricane-like wind or functions like a whirlpool. You don't want your noodles to be sucked into the "whirlpool", right?

I Google 'Em Out. Darn Funny Road Signs.

Today is gonna be my second last day as an intern in Motorola. Ironically, I am so darn free and I have ample of time to do my own things unlike other interns who are just too busy to IM with me. LOL. I think I am going to write a thank you message to my supervisor for being so kind to me. Hahaha. And no, end of internship doesn't mean that I will be leaving this place soon. I will remain in the same plant but only to say not the same cubicle, sick-god-awful-slow desktop (I wonder how old is she now), different supervisor, and of course I have new colleagues. Speaking of the desktop, I am very pek chek having her here now. She is very slow, not-so smart (numerous times I have to click on the icon), belongs to the 45915th generation, and apparently she's getting chronic over time. The Microsoft Outlook doesn't seem to work efficiently like it used to be after the Motorola Asia Supplier Conference thingy and to make things worse is I need to restart my PC about 3 times per day. Shoot! This is unbelieveable! Never mind, be patient. Another 1 day left. Fuh!

On separate occasion, I was too bored. I re-positioned my monitor, played with the mouse, prank calling my friends (actually was calling to ask some stupid questions), cleaned the dusty table, Facebook-ing, but nothing seem to ease my boredom. Argh....I am supposed to kill time with my final project on benefits of e-procurement but I could not seem to find Mr. Mood. He turned me down each time I open Microsoft Word to start writing. Okay....so I start googling for images with keywords "funny signs on the road". LOL. And they are hilarious. Hitler would have bombed this if he sees 'em. For him, this is just a junk.

Thank God this sign is not found in Malaysia or else all dogs will be choked to death

LOL.....What can I say more....more LOL LOL LOL

You know what happen when the car turns right, aye?

Don't worry. We will redirect you to the other road! If the road did not appear in 3 secs, please 'click' on the trigger

If KL has the exact sign like this, I'd rather see my GPS

Jay-Z: Which route to take, honey?

Beyonce: To the left, to the left

Roadside whore? The road seems so empty. Do they manage to get customers here?

Oh....if I were to spot that, I'll gladly swing my hand with stone straight to the sign. LOL

That's all for today. It's now my time to sleep in the ladies again. Chaoz.

Smart Commercial Photos

My friend sent me this e-mail this morning and it really perks up my day. Just wanna share with you guys here.Scroll down for the rest.

LOL. The next time, we can see all the pillows and mattresses were made from bread.

 

You don't need deodorant, eh?

OMG! Mummy, there is an E.T. clad in uniform!

If my flashlight can do that, it would have been long gone in ashes

Whoa! The US army should use this high-zooming gadget to track Osama

I particularly like this. So much.

Hot & Spicy Pringles, anyone?

LOL. Should have shown those graveyard from MJ's Thriller. It's scarier and real so smokers are seriously warned

Move skinny. I must jump now or I will be going to die!

No, please ask the jet to fly higher!