Humour: Idiotic Things That Idiot Folks Do

Just for laughter and a dose of  endorphin........

No doubt these two stooges play too much computer games......the aftermath - they are addicted

Here's how thou shalt jump when you're hit by a trailer

This boy thinks he is cute if he can pee like a hydrant

Each of the thousands hands of a Golden Buddha statue has an eye on each palm but sometimes things can go wrong - the Golden Buddha statue has a ciggie on each of its palm

Kid: Mum, I saw a real life spongebob over the street there

Mum: Stop jabbering about spongebob all day. He is just a character from a cartoon, honey

Kid: I swear to God I see it, mum. Look! 

Mum: Oh! You're right, honey. Just that....he doesn't have shoes!

Xmas Greetings and New Year Gretings for All Blog Readers

The Season's Greetings is finally here, and we will probably playing with Snowman in if you were in four seasons countries. But the fact that we born, breed, and raise in tropical climate country never stop us from celebrating Christmas. Hey, who says we do not believe in Santa? I do, I do. *nod, nod*

Though I never celebrating Christmas, this festive season's gonna be fun with these funny, abnormal Christmas graphics. They really made my day.....

Myspace Graphics

Myspace Graphics

Myspace Graphics

Myspace Graphics

The normal out of the abnormals.........

I'd like to take the liberty to wish all readers have a Jolly Dolly Christmas and a Happening New Year. 

        Free Graphics - MySpace/Xanga/Friendster

Xmas Message from Jovial Me to All Readers: 

Jingle bells and Santa gifts – make the Christmas season more joyous. Spread smiles across the miles to bring cheer to your heart. Keep yourself away from only opening pressies but open your your heart to realise the best Christmas gift will be a sense of belongingness, togetherness, unity, and kindership. Embrace this dear to your heart this festive season.

P/S: Thank you for reading my blog all this while/now/for the first time/first and last time. But still...I love you, guys!!! Muacks...LOL

XoXo,

Cynthia Kim

9.37pm

21st Dec 09

What Do You Do When You Can't Find Your Penis?

As depicted in the above image itself, there are only two solutions

a) Enlarge your current penis 

Or 

b) Lose the bulge that is so big that conceal everything downsouth 

Better yet 

c) Use a mirror to reflect your little john 

The best 

d) Use all the above

Other Fruits Too Cannot Compromise With Banana

Cynthia says:

Peel banana, peel, peel banana.

Shake banana, shake, shake, banana.

Show banana, show, show banana.

Pee banana, pee, pee, banana.

Okay, he isn't peeing. He disobeys my order!

Kita goreng sama dia. Jadi pisang goreng.

LOL.

Looks at the pear and strawberry. They are so freaked out with semi-nude banana. Ho, ho, ho.