Golden Globes Awards has just made it into history a few weeks ago but I missed it! Argh...So I made my first attempt to get some glimpses on the award winners until something else actually caught my sight - celebrities fashion offenders! Simon Powell will definitely take the pleasure in giving his downright ugly comments, while Paula Abdul thinks she possessed the hottest body in Hollywood and Randy, never fails to be the good guy.
Anna Paquin
Simon Cowell: What a god-awful lame-gold dress you picked. Is that your mum's? And the shoes.....FAIL FAIL FAIL
Paula Abdul: The dress texture will suit my 70's hot pants perfectly!
Randy Jackson: Please go home. This seems like a mockery of fashion industry.
Julianne Moore
Simon Cowell: What is that? The extremely ugliness of your dress has outdone your ugliness. This is downright ugly!
Paula Abdul: I have to agree with Simon this time. The furry trimmed that drooped down around your shoulders were a disaster.
Randy: Security, please remove this lady from the red carpet.
Elisabeth Moss
Simon Cowell: Opps....both your straps slipped off from your shoulders. Naw....I am just trying to be nice.
Paula Abdul: You gave a hearty laugh!!! LOL
Randy: Even Barbie has a prettier dress.
Tina Feys
Simon Cowell: What's wrong with you, Tina? You're not at a funeral!!! And the weather is fine out there but you don't look fine. Careful, watch out for people. You might poke their eyes by chance with the umbrella spikes!
Paula: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trying to feature in Rihanna's Umbrella music video? No freaking way!
Randy: I heart went flatlined the moment I saw this shockingly ridiculous dress!
Mariah Carey
Simon: I would say that your dress is gonna explode in 3, 2, 1.....*cover his face with his palms*
Paula: A definite contender for worst dress worn on red carpet.
Randy: Mariah, despite of having an amazing voice, you do not have talent in fashion.
Cher
Simon: Cher, you're cordially being invited to attend my this year's Halloween Party. Do not disappoint me shall you.
Paula: Wow, your gothic get-up makes you like a runway ghost from "Thriller". Well done.
Randy: Next please. *yawn*
Julia Roberts
Simon: Going anywhere, Jul? I didn't know you took up a part-time job in the office.
Paula: Please be quiet, everyone. Our lady boss is storming in in black formal dress.
Randy: Definitely not arousing!!!
Paula: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trying to feature in Rihanna's Umbrella music video? No freaking way!
Randy: I heart went flatlined the moment I saw this shockingly ridiculous dress!
Mariah Carey
Simon: I would say that your dress is gonna explode in 3, 2, 1.....*cover his face with his palms*
Paula: A definite contender for worst dress worn on red carpet.
Randy: Mariah, despite of having an amazing voice, you do not have talent in fashion.
Cher
Simon: Cher, you're cordially being invited to attend my this year's Halloween Party. Do not disappoint me shall you.
Paula: Wow, your gothic get-up makes you like a runway ghost from "Thriller". Well done.
Randy: Next please. *yawn*
Julia Roberts
Simon: Going anywhere, Jul? I didn't know you took up a part-time job in the office.
Paula: Please be quiet, everyone. Our lady boss is storming in in black formal dress.
Randy: Definitely not arousing!!!
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