Entertainment: Worst Hollywood Celebrities Fashion Faux Pas

Golden Globes Awards has just made it into history a few weeks ago but I missed it! Argh...So I made my first attempt to get some glimpses on the award winners until something else actually caught my sight - celebrities fashion offenders! Simon Powell will definitely take the pleasure in giving his downright ugly comments, while Paula Abdul thinks she possessed the hottest body in Hollywood and Randy, never fails to be the good guy.

Anna Paquin

Simon Cowell: What a god-awful lame-gold dress you picked. Is that your mum's? And the shoes.....FAIL FAIL FAIL

Paula Abdul: The dress texture will suit my 70's hot pants perfectly!

Randy Jackson: Please go home. This seems like a mockery of fashion industry. 

Julianne Moore

Simon Cowell: What is that? The extremely ugliness of your dress has outdone your ugliness. This is downright ugly!

Paula Abdul: I have to agree with Simon this time. The furry trimmed that drooped down around your shoulders were a disaster. 

Randy: Security, please remove this lady from the red carpet. 

Elisabeth Moss

Simon Cowell: Opps....both your straps slipped off from your shoulders. Naw....I am just trying to be nice. 

Paula Abdul: You gave a hearty laugh!!! LOL

Randy: Even Barbie has a prettier dress. 

Tina Feys

Simon Cowell: What's wrong with you, Tina? You're not at a funeral!!! And the weather is fine out there but you don't look fine. Careful, watch out for people. You might poke their eyes by chance with the umbrella spikes!


Paula: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trying to feature in Rihanna's Umbrella music video? No freaking way!


Randy: I heart went flatlined the moment I saw this shockingly ridiculous dress!

Mariah Carey

Simon: I would say that your dress is gonna explode in 3, 2, 1.....*cover his face with his palms*


Paula: A definite contender for worst dress worn on red carpet. 


Randy: Mariah, despite of having an amazing voice, you do not have talent in fashion. 


Cher

Simon: Cher, you're cordially being invited to attend my this year's Halloween Party. Do not disappoint me shall you. 


Paula: Wow, your gothic get-up makes you like a runway ghost from "Thriller". Well done. 


Randy: Next please. *yawn*


Julia Roberts

Simon: Going anywhere, Jul? I didn't know you took up a part-time job in the office. 

Paula: Please be quiet, everyone. Our lady boss is storming in in black formal dress. 

Randy: Definitely not arousing!!!

Celebration: Auspicious Colours To Wear During CNY and To Work

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Life: Eligible Student Name List Will Be Out On 21st January!!!!???? The Website Reflects Something But Nothing

I am gonna stop refreshing on the site now for the 1237989187982392839283 times!!!! As if I am getting married, I am so excited this morning assuming I will be greeted by a good news this morning. But my brain stops releasing endorphine hormones to my body putting everything into a halt. Hell...they haven't even updated the site yet and oh no, it's 5.40 pm. The date to review the list is on 21st January, right? Am I right? Hope this is not a delusion.

*checking the calender*

Yes, it's 21st today and how come it did not appear yet? Or it is not January?

*checking the calender again for the second round*

Goodness gracious! My memory serves me right. I am living in the month of January but why the list is not up yet? Anyways, as disappointed as I am, I am not surprised. We, you and me know that most government servants practically are slow and lack of enthusiasm in delivering their work. They come to work at 8am, "loiter" in the office, cubicle visitings, telling the juiciest gossip, slacking their arshes off to resolve any surfacing issues, and yadda, yadda, yadda. So let's presume, the name list will be released on 21 January 2011! If they remember!!!

Travel: When Comes To Fortune Telling, Thailand Is Even More Fast Forward Than Us

Fortune telling in Malaysia is popular among Chinese folks in Malaysia and the number increased five-fold during Chinese New Year as it marks the beginning of a new year. Clients from all walks of life will visit the master to predict their future in investment, financial flow, love, marriage, studies, and so forth. Imagine if each client asks only one question and that only one question encompasses palm reading, face reading, tarot card reading and fortune sticks, ask yourself, when is gonna be your turn? Hence, the long waiting line at the booth.

But this worst case scenario has actually been foreseen and resolved by our strong Buddhist believers neighbour, Thailand. Want to know about your luck, love, career, and money? Easy peasy. Just a piece of cake they said. Insert one coin into the machine and "wheel of fortune" will start spinning til it gradually slower down and stop at your so-called lucky number. It will took about 15 seconds for the neon light  on the spinning wheel to stop at your lucky number. Along the process, the box will continuously recite mantra until it the running light stops. So what you gonna do when you have your number? Remember the number, obtain your future forecast results from a well-laminated book. Do not fret if you could not read Chinese or Thai language cause it comes in trilingual version. Whoa!!!!!

Each of the "box" is labelled according to the day initiated by Sunday and ended with Saturday.

My lucky number is 11 and the results? Sounds very favourable for me. LOL

Guinness World Records 2010 - These People Are Abnormal To Me

We salute and respect those Nobel Laureates for their outstanding and astounding breakthroughs in their arena but do not be blinded by these maestros as Guinness World Records is here again to consolidate weirdos, adrenaline junkies, crackpot, or some say lunatics to fulfill one mission - break the world record or come up with a brand-new record. But of course, not all comply the above. Some really deserve the title totally.

If you have weak heart, you are warned. LOL.

Smallest Waist in the World 

Yeah, here I present Cathie Jung who has the smallest waist, and the perimeter of the waist is equals to that mayonnaise jar in your fridge. Ouch, please be cautious while you're handling the "jar" cause it states "FRAGILE". She claims that she has merely 100 corsets since she started wearing them everyday for the past 12 years. Oh my, looks like she has to tailor-made all her dresses!!!

Strangest Diet in the World

 

Bicycles to ride, a plane to fly, idiot boxes to watch, computers in daily life, but these items are not to be used in MIchel's life but these are his food. He has been eating metal and glass since 1959. Gastroenterologists have described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as "unique".What is edible like bananas and hard-boiled eggs appear to make him sick! So people in France should not be surprised to find him near the scrap-metal sites.

Most Eaten Cockroaches in the World in One Minute

Ken loves roaches so much that even he munches on his cockroaches, he says "It's like having an anesthetic at the back of the throat." This is due to the scent they let off to ward off predators! Tasty! Ewww...this is utterly disgusting to me even by looking at the Madagascar roaches on his face. Argh.....

Highest Limousine in the World 

The world's highest limousine, from the ground to the roof, measures 3.33 m , about 10 ft 11 in. It was built by Gary and Shirley Duvall (Australia) incorporated an eight wheel independent suspension system and sits on eight monster truck tyres. It has two separate engines and took a little over 4,000 hours to complete. Whoa....can I have a ride too? 

Longest Nails in the World 

Lee Redmond stopped cutting her talons back in 1979 also carefully manicured them without breaking them! Believe or not she is a housewife and she manages to carry out the daily chores without getting the talons into her way but everyone's ways. Definitely I would freak out to see such long nails coming my way! If I have a chance to meet her, there is one burning question to ask, how did she make her business in the toilet? 


Most Tattooed Body in the World

Please be informed. He is not a black guy but he is black/gray due to excessive body tattooing. Knowing as Lucky Diamond Rich born in New Zealand, he spent over 1000 hours on body modification by hundreds of tattoo artists. He began by having a full collection of colourful designs from around the world tattooed over his entire body. But not content with stopping there, Lucky next opted for a 100% covering of black ink, including eyelids, the delicate skin between the toes, down into the ears, and even his gums. He is now being tattooed with white designs on top of the black, and coloured designs on top of the white! Clearly, this man is chasing his 'dream'. His room must be covered or delightfully decorated with dreamcatchers. 

Furthest Eyeball Popper in the World

Kim Goodman discovered her special gift when she was hit on the head with a hockey mask and her eyeballs popped out. After the particular incident, she will be able to do this when yawning or voluntarily – “I sort of squint, pull my eyelid back and out it comes,” Goodman claimed. It seems that she has perfect vision and has never seen a doctor about her abnormal condition. Hmph....Kim, the next time you're out, please remember to undo the act or else we will hear screamings and yellings across the globe!