Entertainment: Worst Hollywood Celebrities Fashion Faux Pas

Golden Globes Awards has just made it into history a few weeks ago but I missed it! Argh...So I made my first attempt to get some glimpses on the award winners until something else actually caught my sight - celebrities fashion offenders! Simon Powell will definitely take the pleasure in giving his downright ugly comments, while Paula Abdul thinks she possessed the hottest body in Hollywood and Randy, never fails to be the good guy.

Anna Paquin

Simon Cowell: What a god-awful lame-gold dress you picked. Is that your mum's? And the shoes.....FAIL FAIL FAIL

Paula Abdul: The dress texture will suit my 70's hot pants perfectly!

Randy Jackson: Please go home. This seems like a mockery of fashion industry. 

Julianne Moore

Simon Cowell: What is that? The extremely ugliness of your dress has outdone your ugliness. This is downright ugly!

Paula Abdul: I have to agree with Simon this time. The furry trimmed that drooped down around your shoulders were a disaster. 

Randy: Security, please remove this lady from the red carpet. 

Elisabeth Moss

Simon Cowell: Opps....both your straps slipped off from your shoulders. Naw....I am just trying to be nice. 

Paula Abdul: You gave a hearty laugh!!! LOL

Randy: Even Barbie has a prettier dress. 

Tina Feys

Simon Cowell: What's wrong with you, Tina? You're not at a funeral!!! And the weather is fine out there but you don't look fine. Careful, watch out for people. You might poke their eyes by chance with the umbrella spikes!


Paula: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trying to feature in Rihanna's Umbrella music video? No freaking way!


Randy: I heart went flatlined the moment I saw this shockingly ridiculous dress!

Mariah Carey

Simon: I would say that your dress is gonna explode in 3, 2, 1.....*cover his face with his palms*


Paula: A definite contender for worst dress worn on red carpet. 


Randy: Mariah, despite of having an amazing voice, you do not have talent in fashion. 


Cher

Simon: Cher, you're cordially being invited to attend my this year's Halloween Party. Do not disappoint me shall you. 


Paula: Wow, your gothic get-up makes you like a runway ghost from "Thriller". Well done. 


Randy: Next please. *yawn*


Julia Roberts

Simon: Going anywhere, Jul? I didn't know you took up a part-time job in the office. 

Paula: Please be quiet, everyone. Our lady boss is storming in in black formal dress. 

Randy: Definitely not arousing!!!

Some Random Guy Stole My Photos (and other gals too) to Park in His Photo ALbums

It's like some kind of bizarreness and whimsically strange that I stumbled upon pictures of myself in an unknown guy's photo album in Facebook. Stop gawking/ogling/gazing/rubbernecking at some other girls, or at least do it discreetly and less obvious. This very strange chap dropped me a comment on one of my most recent photos, and odd enough, I visit him back and to come to learn about his "secret activity". To discover myself among other pictures might be flattering for others, but, to some, I must be some fugly fat chick attempting to look great in skimpy or sexy outfits. I did some little analysis with an astounding outcome - most of the gals are fat, chubby, flabby, wearing skin-baring dress/clothes, a poser or not-so-pretty face. Please see below for further explanation. Basically I just printscreen everything from his page.

 

 

I found my three photos in his so-called photo album. LOL. This looks exactly like the gridline photos for missing persons. What are the common key characteristics that most of the photos reflect? She is either fat, or very fat, or clad in sexy dress, walking on those sky-high heels or stilettos, or perhaps, ugly.

 

Peek-a-boo-boo #1

From dull to null

Peek-a-boo-boo #2

 

Showing off what?????

 

Look, rear humping isn't gonna make you look better until you have a better sense of dressing

 

Please, replace AMBER CHIA with this hair-raising lady

 

Fuhh....there are a total of 57 photos and I am not able to post everything here but I will definitely pick the "BEST OF THE BEST". LOL.

 

Beckons to all style chameleons. Please modify your setting to limit profile and picture views to only friends or else you don't wanna see yourself appear in else's album. This guy must be a maniac and I think he fantasizes a lot by sitting behind his computer with one hand down wanking/playing with his little schlong. Yucks. Thinking on further, he might have many cyborgs in every corner of his house!!!!!! Yucks yucks......

 

 

Transformation of An Ugly Duckling to A Beautiful Swan - Can You Believe It?

Please be patient. What is to be revealed before you eyes might be something disturbing and yet shocking in the end. This attempt...is very dangerous if you are not an expert with the "tools"  and please do not try this at home. Parental guidance is of essential for their children. 3D glasses will not be allocated due to the ugliness to the highest degree. No...I am not saying ugly is an offense to the sense of beauty but it's a crime. It's a crime that most people are inclined in commiting crime, the crime where they start mocking you or saying brutal comments behind you.

Therefore, feeling propelled to do so, she transformed her ugly looks with many complicated steps to appear rather "appealing" to the audience. Be warned. The below pictures might be very disturbing. LOL.

Before battling with her make-up tools:

She has this manly kinda look. If she has short hair, I believe many might have mistakenly call her Uncle/Kor Kor/fillintheblank

And now...she's looking like a diva. Va-va-voom....How she did that? Read along

How she do the tricks.....and magically transform in a few minutes. Hope her mum won't land herself another heart attack to have "wrong" daughter in the house.

Ju-on, Ju-on. Run for your life. Runnnnnnnn..........

The magic circle black lens have instantly give her eyes the omph factor

Apply moisturizer onto her face to retain the water content level to avoid skin dehydration

Cover skin flaw with concealer and foundation thoroughly across the face. There...she looks better now.

Next step, she added fake lashes onto the lashline and apply mascara to volumenize as well as lenghten the lashes

Draw liquid/gel eyeliner along the upper and lower lashline to make her eyes appear bigger. Here's how she achieved her dolly-eyed look

Apply reasonable amount of eyeshadow to add some oh-so-beautiful eyes effect. Smokey eyes might do the magic.

Viola! She's looking pretty and lovely. OMG!

Guys.....are your girlfriends, too? LOL. Pre- and post-make-up can make a huge difference in a person's appearance.

In the club...

Guy 1: Hey, lad. Check up that hot mama shaking her booty on the dance floor. She's looking sizzling hot.

Guy 2: Yeah, man. Woooo......look at her big, round eyes. Oh wait..she's looking in my direction. Should I say Hi?

Guy 1: You're right, man. OMG...she's walking to us. Look at her revealing dress. So sexy. So hot. So delicious. *LOL*

Guy 2: Yeah...we got her at the first glance. Let's have fun with her tonight.

Hot mama: Hey, boys. Do you want to buy me a drink? I am so thristy *sexy tone*. And it's hot in here.

Guy 1 & Guy 2: Owww....here's your tequila shots. We have all ready.

After the nightout, they brought the hot mama back to their hotel and they really had a good time with her. The workers in hotel figured they had so much noise and fun cause they too think "threesome activity" is awesome. But....they are wrong. Because both of the miang guys are found naked and dead. And who killed them? Nobody else was found in the room. Where did she go?

She's Jennifer! She lures them, kisses them, licks them, and eats them. Clean!

ROFL............The end.