Contest: My First Winning in the &^%$# Contest (Tracia Eternal Love)

Okay, I admit. This isn't the first time I am winning a contest. But the previous one was  wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long from now. I couldn't exactly remember the last time I win myself something but I could remember I got two huge tins of Ovaltines. How I do to get that? Don't be stunned when you come to learn the truth. I copied someone's monkey poem being stranded in a deserted island and waiting for him turn to be rescued. And viola....that poem was publish in the most popular educational kids magazine of the time, Kuntum. Haha. No lar.....actually I wrote that poem la. Still, by chances they managed to "fish" it from the big pond. Hehe. 

You know, I never or simply lazy have any slightest intention to join any contests advertised in the magazines, aired on radio, displayed on blog posts, and any of the leaflets trying to coax buyers to purchase the products to stand chances to win, let's say an iPod? Netbook? Free vouchers? iPhone? Neh...I am never interested simply because:

a) You will only entitle to be in the running to win that freaking prizes when you purchase the products for RM20 and above -  pull some gimmicks cajoling consumers to buy the idiot thing

b) You ought to tall, slim and radiant looking to join certain contests/competitions like Who Want To Be A Model. If you an ugly bitch, then better think of another option - cosmetic surgery. Just remember to do rhinoplasty. 

c) You are required to self produce a video or an advertisement promoting the products - please remember to show the labels more than your own face/faces

d) Demands you to be persistence from the top which means you need to make sure your entries are in weekly, say from Wk 1 to Wk 52 - OMG! That's the whole year. See...that's why I do not even wanna get involve. LOL

e) I am not always lucky because I am unlucky. How on earth could I be chosen as a winner out of &%^@%&^ people? The probability to survive is less and to win is nothing, nathan, nada.

F) I AM PLAIN SKEPTICAL or EVEN CLOUDED BY SHADOW OF DOUBTS that winning a contest is impossible! Or better, a scam! LOL....

But today something has add some ingredients to my fixated mindset. I was informed by e-mail that I won *beaming* consolation prize  for TRACIA ETERNAL LOVE DEDICATION in conjunction for V-Day which was around the corner then. If you wonder why do I join this particular contest even though I am still feeling rather skeptical about this, the reasons are valid (at least). First, I just need to write a dedication to my beau or partner not forgetting to add in some omph effect and a small dose of mushy-mushy ness. LOL. Secondly, grand prize winner will get to travel to Paris with his/her partner. Whoa......so little moolah and yet so grand!! So, here's how I slowly so self-immersed participating in one and only contest as for now. 

It was electrifying to be greeted with such pleasant e-mail early in the morning when you're almost good to be dead to replace that zombie look. Just as I was figuring out what is offered in that Tracia Eternal Gift Pack, wah lah....I found it in the official letter attached. 

Well, it is not iPhone god dammit, it's toiletries products you moron. Haha. But still it is something better than nothing. Puff! Here is some ideas of what it will the toiletries be like:

What I wrote to win? Bah! You wouldn't believe. It was an unrhymed poem that I dedicated to my ex-beau. Yeah, we decided to call it quits a month ago. So thank God I didn't make it to the grand prize to win a trip to Paris or Italy or else I will be going so alone. Haha. Dang!

I reiterate  :

Feeling warmth and pampered, 

When I am wrapped comfortably in your arms.

You give me the sense of security I needed, 

Making me feeling protected and wanted,

Like how I wanted Tracia Body Spray.

My feelings for you will not end today,

But it will be forever like Tracia Eternal. 

This is not exactly sounded like a poem at all. Just a simple message dedicated to special someone perhaps. But hells, I did get something in return. LOL. 

For more mushy-mushy and heart touching poems/messages, you can visit the link below to view 40 consolation prize winners' pieces. Hehe. Go to http://www.eternalluv.com/Contest/Winner.aspx

*Drums rolling*

The best love message that quickly stole the judges heart, made some of them crying uncontrollably.....so epic, so drama, so GRAND PRIZE WINNER....off to Paris. Nang or Dang??? Nang la, nang la....

Life: Can Someone Please Enlighten Me On Relationship?

Are you sure you completely trust men again? Would you be 100 percent certain that he will never lie (exclude the small white lies)? I have been pondering these questions a bit for sometime. I can't say confidently that I can ever trust men again. Of what had happened over some period of time, only did I realised I have a fragile heart. Believe it or not, I have scores of failed relationships in hand which sometimes I did not know how to deal with. How can I recognise the dark side of that man who always have interests at heart for me? Or vice versa. Maybe I am destined to be an old spinster. Well, I can accept that, though. Not that we, modern women these days need to rely on men like those days with women expected to be in the kitchen and men are the sole breadwinner. For some reasons, I am no good in human affectionate relationship (apply to men only). Can someone decode it for me?

Problem #1

He constantly tells lies but will never wanted to admit even when he was caught red-handed! It was a brows-frowning moment when he does not want to admit his acts during and after he was busted. I mean what kind of man will do this if they really love the woman with all his heart? Does he feel overwhelmingly happy and superior when he did that? Please lar. If lying is one of your bestest skill, you should utilize that to the highest degree to cheat money in casino. Oh, of course if you have the brain!

Problem #2 

A smart man has always been lusted over but a weak man will always be the most useless bloke. Judging from the deteriorating stability of emotions, here is the crucial time ending the stay with the bloke. Crying for sympathy often will portray him as a needy and weak person. But I will ask you go to hell lor, cause this is very irritating and hair raising experience like a wolf howling over the full moon. 

Problem #3 

Taking women for granted will only bring disaster in every man's relationship because it is apparent that he does not appreciate what he have. Women have been portrayed as empty status symbols and decorative objects of male desire. Some men just assume all females are equal to those dumb blondes. To them, the intellect part incorporated in us is not arousing so why bother if they do not have inclination towards brainy women? So hor, please do not be devastated when they are female presidents leading the country. Because some men do not have the capability as the women. And oh, the intelligence of a woman is a valuable asset when it comes to the marriage market!

Venting like a mad woman here is not a good idea. I might as well spend my time watching The Sesame Street online. At least they make me laugh and I am not feeling pissed from the top of the entry to the bottom. I was so mad, so mad that I could initiate the volcanic rocks for eruption. But again, I do not expect so much in a guy in a relationship. He only needs to check these boxes:

Check 1: Educated and not a moron of course

Check 2: Accept opinionated and articular woman

Check 3: Emotionally stable - be the real man

Check 4: Respect a woman - no violence against women 

Check 5: Has a stable career and financially healthy 

Check 6: Mature, trustworthy, astute, and level-headed

Check 7: Average Joe is acceptable

 

 

Relationship: Decipher A Girl's Thought

 For the blokes

a) When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

b) When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. 

c) When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

d) When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.
 
e)When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

f) When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

g) When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

h) When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.

i) When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....

For the ladies

a) Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

b) Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

c) Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses
your forehead.

d)Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

e) Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

f) Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

g) Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' 

 

For couples/singles out there, I wanna take this opportunity to wish you guys "Happy V-Day." Don't forget to reveal your feelings to your secret admirers, express yourself to your significant half, express how you feel towards your special ones on this special and meaningful day. 

Travel: When Comes To Fortune Telling, Thailand Is Even More Fast Forward Than Us

Fortune telling in Malaysia is popular among Chinese folks in Malaysia and the number increased five-fold during Chinese New Year as it marks the beginning of a new year. Clients from all walks of life will visit the master to predict their future in investment, financial flow, love, marriage, studies, and so forth. Imagine if each client asks only one question and that only one question encompasses palm reading, face reading, tarot card reading and fortune sticks, ask yourself, when is gonna be your turn? Hence, the long waiting line at the booth.

But this worst case scenario has actually been foreseen and resolved by our strong Buddhist believers neighbour, Thailand. Want to know about your luck, love, career, and money? Easy peasy. Just a piece of cake they said. Insert one coin into the machine and "wheel of fortune" will start spinning til it gradually slower down and stop at your so-called lucky number. It will took about 15 seconds for the neon light  on the spinning wheel to stop at your lucky number. Along the process, the box will continuously recite mantra until it the running light stops. So what you gonna do when you have your number? Remember the number, obtain your future forecast results from a well-laminated book. Do not fret if you could not read Chinese or Thai language cause it comes in trilingual version. Whoa!!!!!

Each of the "box" is labelled according to the day initiated by Sunday and ended with Saturday.

My lucky number is 11 and the results? Sounds very favourable for me. LOL

He's Always On My Mind - Used To Be

I don't know why I was writing this poem but yeah....I just did. By the way, i know it doesn't rhyme or whatsoever and I have to tell that I don't possess any flair in composing a poem. But I just wanna dedicate this to special someone who used to be part of my life.

Under the faint moonlight we sat,

Side by side, with his warm lips on mine,

Feeling the sinking of my heart,

For I was head over heel in love with him.

Various emotions fought against one another in my mind,

Happy, lucky, excited and blessed by love,

Considering myself irrevocably bound to him,

Thinking it was an until-death-do-us-part agreement.

I knew I love him every single day,

As he was the perfect one for me,

A sweet love story as the god might bestow,

Has been a thing of the past love episode.