I Seriously Think I Need A Walk-In Wardrobe Anyday. My Current One Is Too Darn Small!

Everyone has already did the common thing which is spring cleaning a few months ago but mine is still in the pending list. But cares? LOL. A procrastinator like me always have my things done at the very last minute. Oh well....at least the thought that counts.

So I kick start my long-pending mission to ditch all the old clothes and make way for my new year clothes. Haha. What can I say? New Year is around the corner and we are having Year End Sales now, as I speak. 

I know. You don't have to tell me. They look like char koay teow. All clothes were chucked together in a small space without me arranging 'em. Lazy me.

I have actually gave away many pairs of shoes to the charity but apparently is not going to help. I should have make a birthday wish that these boxes can turn into gold bars overnight. If Santa is really existed.

This ugly looking piece of  mini dress is found while I was spring cleaning and to my surprise, I never wore those before. I did some memory flashback and oppss....this was from my friend who gave it to me when I was in Form 3. No wonder I am still owning it or else it is long time gone. Far gone from my wardrobe!!!

One of those dresses that I haven't wore before since I bought a few months ago. My gawd! What should I do with these?

Long before I could realised, my dad has actually came out with a better solution for all my clothes, shoes, and bags. He quoted my stuffs as unnecessary and redundant. LOL. He never told me his formulated plan until he saw me spring cleaning today and he said he has excellent way to get rid of those.

*Drums rolling*

Tada.....

Dad: I have mastered a plan for you on how to clear all your stuffs. 

Me: Oh great! I am having problems on where should I send my clothes and shoes away. How, dad?

Dad: You should go make a banner and hang it right in front of our house and it should sound like this "Clearance Sales".

Me: *Blinks, blinks*. Nothing to say. He is always right all the time before my head is bashed up if I said something against him. 

LOL.........

But in the end, I donated some to Lion's Club and Tzu Chi. Some very ugly ones went to the recycling centre and they are glad to receive those fugly items to be recycled.

Next Time You HATE Your Boss, You Can Make A Ghost To Scare Him/Her in Front of Their House. LOL

I dug this out from my e-mail again this morning because I do not have sufficient time to write a lengthy post today. I haven't finish my FINAL PROJECT report for my past internship and the deadline is only a week left. Gosh!

Okay...so here's how....

Go get a roll of steel net coupled with some other necessary items

Try shaping the steel net to appear like a ghostly figure. Depends on your own creativity 

There you go. A ghost look-alike silhouette  is formed

And now you can place this god-awful scary stuff anywhere to scare the people you hate but in this case.......

LOL. It is places in the midst of the jungle. And hell yes, it definitely look like a ghost from afar.

LOL LOL LOL For those who have ample time and have nothing else better to do and at the same time hate or dislike someone, you can try practising this at home and remember do not place in front of my house. It will scare the bejesus out of me because I am a "chicken".

Afraid to Die? Hire Bodyguards/Security Guards/Lifeguards La!

Unlike the olden days, my parents were able to sleep at home with the gate wide opened, children playing hide-and-seek without having parents sick worried about their whereabouts, and we, the vainpots never afraid to show off our new handbags while patronizing along the street. Not anymore now. The society is turning from bad to worst, and becoming sicker than ever and people are just too afraid of their own safety. Children are not allowed to buy candy from the nearby convenient store. Instead they are forced to stay indoor watching Barney and Friends or Power Rangers. How can! No life! Good children go bad - if continuously being confined at home. 

Nauseated society = morbid crime = kiasi (afraid to die) people 

Everywhere you go, every street you see, every corner you turn, you spot GUARDS guarding vigilantly at territory 

I am so darn right and so close to the fact that Lady Gaga announced to the world that she wants to do foursome with Jonas Brothers. Yucks but true!!!

Nowadays, a guard house will definitely act as a welcoming door gift for those luxury houses

Not forgetting, apartments and condominiums never been left unattended

 LMAO. Even a temple needs two stone goblins to watch over the place

A dog is a man's best friend and sometimes he plays dog-guard by mostly Chinese folks hoping him to protect the house from burglars. I think that the owner should someday take my idea seriously to sit a Rottweiler in the porch to ward off "bad luck" because they are stronger breed, brighter and bigger in size compared to the others. 

But I am proven to have a wrong statement here and I feel disdained when I saw this today and managed to capture a photo of it..........

LEMME 

PRESENT 

MY 

LIL'

MAN

 Behold! The truth of the truth is to be revealed! Stay focus and what you see is what you get. The white "rag" on the floor is actually not a rag but it looks like a rag but it is in fact not the rag. The rag is actually not the real rag but a fake rag that looks like a real rag. And lemme present you the miniature Chinese Shih Tzu dog as a rag dog guard taking his ultimate and daring responsibilities to fend any potential danger to the photo shop. His owner must feed him with Popeye's spinach to make this little man a little stronger. And grow bigger and bigger and bigger. But I know he won't. Fuh!

 

 

My Second Day At Work and Love Letter, Again, From House Owner

Ever wonder why I always receive love letter from my house owner? Yeah, you're not wrong. I am staying outside alone due to my commitment to work. LOL. But I fail, I fail again not in handling my daily task but my brain cells do not want to switch to alert mode this morning. The refreshing, revitalizing, and rejuvenating morning cool air makes me feel I wanna go for a jog.......in my dream. ZzzzzzZzzzzzz.........Don't disturb me! Shoosh....

So I went to work like a zombie masking in panda eyes and clad in nasi kandar uniform without realising that the unkempt hair never looked better than Guy Sebastion's. Looking at how horrendous I was today, my supervisor gave me an uglier look (uglier than me) cause I was actually sitting on her laps without noticing (Okay....I am kidding. I might break her legs due to her petite size in nature). She's roaring like a tiger threatening to chow down on us and make Motorola sandwiches if me and the other new girl didn't get the laptop from the person in-charged pronto!

Despite all the crazy, maniac day, my house owner is so sweet and lovely that he always 'light' up my gloomy day with his love letters. For some reasons, he likes me so much that every month he will drop me a letter and it will be nicely and proportionately placed in a nenvelope rack where each time when we open the door, you will see it. 

 

Three oh-so-lovely envelopes for three months. See....I am not wrong when I said he loves me so much. 

Okay so lemme do the reading for you. He says, Miss Kim, oh, Miss Kim. 

Your PBA BILL is RM2.20 for these two months and kindly pay together with your next month rental! Not forgetting your TNB (not Tiu Nia Bu, ok) is RM6 only! Kindly pay together with your next month rental.

WIlliam Shakespears must have committed suicide seeing this.

Pay, pay, pay.

Money, money, money. Always sunny. In a rich man's world. Money, money, money, must be gloomy, in a poor man's world. 

How can. ABBA is saying the same thing.

Hey, hey, boss, ar.....I got like this only......can pay next year ar? Coz Lilian Too says hor next year it's gonna be a financially stable year for me ma. So can ar? I only got like this nia. You mau u can take lo. I eat grass tomolo lo. 

Finally, finally...I've Start Working and Buh-bye To Those Internship Days!!!

Oh well...I couldn't post earlier today as I have officially start working!!! Oh don't open the champagne yet cause it's not a new working place. No...I didn't go for Shell in KL because I am too loyal to Motorola, too loyal that I actually stay in the very same company. If you asked me how's my first day at work? I will tell...nothing is different. Everything is the same and except for the new colleagues and working environment. To be honest, I kinda hate my new working environment. Not to mention I hate the messy and dusty cubicle, I hate missing all my former colleagues. It is just so fun to be around them. Now...it's all about serious matter. And my supervisor is very strict too. LOL. We have to report to work as early as 8am!!! I mean..I am not complaining but it's just so unreasonable cause Motorola is actually practising flexi hour which means all employees have to fullfil 9 working hours. That's it! Ahhh.....popular of being a sleepy head, I cannot wake up at 7am just to make sure I reach the plant at 8am. My gosh! Sheesh!! I needa sleep early tonight to wake up early tomorrow. 

I feel so lonely. All my intern mates have left me behind. Sob sob! I didn't manage to catch a glimpse at them to bid them farewell on the last day. All I have now is memories that we shared, and some joyous moments "struggling" through the solid internship 6 months together. Hey, Shiow Fen and Arnidcha, I wish you guys are here with me. You know we can always chat in IM (Internal Messenger) while we're too stressed or fed up with our daily routine. 

Hey you two! I am gonna miss you guys so so much. Remember to stay in touch ya.

The time we had fun, laughed together, and she bashing up my head! Oh no!

How thoughtful of them. They treat me to lunch on my birthday. And she is so sweet that she wanted to get me a birthday cake even. 

Look who's here. Another cute little lass and also my intern mate. Hey, Nidcha. Look at the menu la. LOL

On the other hand, I have prepared nothing for myself except to pamper myself with those cool sunnies. Hahaha. Naw...don't judge me. I don't own them. I borrow from somewhere.

Happy Belated Birthday to me-self. I remember I didn't wish me-self yet.

Don't mind the fugly hairpin. Was trying to look tidy while at work. LOL.

In a nutshell, my first day at work today wasn't seem interesting and happy cause I am still longing for my friends to come back. But I hope I will get over this god-awful feeling soon and pray hard for them to land themselves a dream job elsewhere. Love you guys.