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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Sarcastic Comebacks When You Received Annoying Text Messages

Often do we not know, we are receiving annoying text messages each day without even we realising it. I do receive a few times and little do I know, I send them sarcastic SMSes due to my impatient personality. 

Scenario 1: The annoying "OK"
After all, you know that the party gonna be boring so you text your friend. Out of all the expected reply, she just said "OK". You feel unappreciated and being taken for granted. She doesn't seem like interested and never bother asking the details. 

Sarcastic comeback : I admire Steve Jobs for inventing iPhone and Mike Lazaridis found BlackBerry by incorporating touch screen keypad for the lazybones. 

Scenario 2: The message "stalker"

You are attending a meeting and is too occupied to reply your friend's message. She never stop texting asking the same question, bombarding you with endless text messages asking you to reply. Not that you are ignoring her message but she does not understand that you are doing a 9-to-5 job. 

Sarcastic comeback:Dear Friend, you messages sent were undeliverable as this number is unreachable. Please do not spam the inbox with repeated messages or else it will be auto-deleted to avoid mailbox overlimit. 

Scenario 3: The extremely sht 4m (short form) msg 4u

I know, sometimes you will spend longer time than usual to interpret the overly used abbreviations and still you do not fathom the content the sender was trying to deliver. You squint your eyes, crack your brain, and scratch your head but to no avail. Instead of sending "Do you want to hook up with us on Christmas Eve?", it flares you up with "Do u wan2hokup v us o Xmas E?"

Sarcastic comeback: Do u hv missing keypads on ur handfon cz its sims mine 2r facin d same ctuation s urs. It wud b nice 2celebrat Xmas E v u guys bt it wil b les fun v missin keypads. Hw do we nid2resolv dis?


atreyu strange said...

love the third comeback! strike three!

hcvvorld of Travels, Lifestyle and Photography said...

hahaha no2 and no3 are practical enuff..but for no.1 'dumb' fella will not understand that statement..hehe anyway TFS..it's gonna be useful

Ariff Suffian  said...

Perfect comebacks :P I shall try some of em!

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