Some Random Guy Stole My Photos (and other gals too) to Park in His Photo ALbums

It's like some kind of bizarreness and whimsically strange that I stumbled upon pictures of myself in an unknown guy's photo album in Facebook. Stop gawking/ogling/gazing/rubbernecking at some other girls, or at least do it discreetly and less obvious. This very strange chap dropped me a comment on one of my most recent photos, and odd enough, I visit him back and to come to learn about his "secret activity". To discover myself among other pictures might be flattering for others, but, to some, I must be some fugly fat chick attempting to look great in skimpy or sexy outfits. I did some little analysis with an astounding outcome - most of the gals are fat, chubby, flabby, wearing skin-baring dress/clothes, a poser or not-so-pretty face. Please see below for further explanation. Basically I just printscreen everything from his page.

 

 

I found my three photos in his so-called photo album. LOL. This looks exactly like the gridline photos for missing persons. What are the common key characteristics that most of the photos reflect? She is either fat, or very fat, or clad in sexy dress, walking on those sky-high heels or stilettos, or perhaps, ugly.

 

Peek-a-boo-boo #1

From dull to null

Peek-a-boo-boo #2

 

Showing off what?????

 

Look, rear humping isn't gonna make you look better until you have a better sense of dressing

 

Please, replace AMBER CHIA with this hair-raising lady

 

Fuhh....there are a total of 57 photos and I am not able to post everything here but I will definitely pick the "BEST OF THE BEST". LOL.

 

Beckons to all style chameleons. Please modify your setting to limit profile and picture views to only friends or else you don't wanna see yourself appear in else's album. This guy must be a maniac and I think he fantasizes a lot by sitting behind his computer with one hand down wanking/playing with his little schlong. Yucks. Thinking on further, he might have many cyborgs in every corner of his house!!!!!! Yucks yucks......

 

 

I Am Now Single and Available

Feeling released, relieved, elated, fabulous, untied, and free from all physical and emotional tortures. While others are ushering for the new year to come with new year's resolutions, I am, too, no stranger to this thing. Finally I have made a brave and firm decision to step out from my disastrous relationship which caused too much negative impacts in my life. I am never this worst, frustrated, feeling unworthy, and lost before until I caught myself in this ordeal. I still remember my bestie told me, "We can guarantee everything in life, but there is no guarantee in a relationship". If he used to acting rough (i.e. acting violently like strangling, forcing himself on the victim, pushing her forcefully, bit her) prolongingly on the girl, the chances are, he will be doing it for the rest of his life. Often in such cases, the victim wish is to hope that she will never make it into the newspaper headline purporting SHE HAS BEEN DISMEMBERED, DECAPITATED, AND THE COPS ARE PERFORMING AT BEST TO FIND HER LOST HEAD. A sane man will turn into a beast/monster/maniac/psycho when he is already mad and out of his mind. This much afraid-of beast will likely have the chance of killing his victim with no mercy and soon to realise he has regretted his awful action.

As year 2010 is a new start for any breathing creatures on Earth, I will have a fresh, freedom and single life to start all over. Well at least I am already off the hook and I am ready to refresh my social life and press on the reset relationship button. My bestie is always right. She advised me that there is a great essential for me to rearrange my screw-up life. It was so screwed that I do not know what I am anymore.

All in all, a few doses of endorphine will do the magic and transform my life. See I am happy now. I am in FUCSHIA!!!!! For your information, FUCHSIA is a happy, vibrant and energetic colour.

P/S: If you don't like what I've scribbled here, sue me!

Sarcastic Comebacks When You Received Annoying Text Messages

Often do we not know, we are receiving annoying text messages each day without even we realising it. I do receive a few times and little do I know, I send them sarcastic SMSes due to my impatient personality. 

Scenario 1: The annoying "OK"

After all, you know that the party gonna be boring so you text your friend. Out of all the expected reply, she just said "OK". You feel unappreciated and being taken for granted. She doesn't seem like interested and never bother asking the details. 

Sarcastic comeback : I admire Steve Jobs for inventing iPhone and Mike Lazaridis found BlackBerry by incorporating touch screen keypad for the lazybones. 

Scenario 2: The message "stalker"

You are attending a meeting and is too occupied to reply your friend's message. She never stop texting asking the same question, bombarding you with endless text messages asking you to reply. Not that you are ignoring her message but she does not understand that you are doing a 9-to-5 job. 

Sarcastic comeback:Dear Friend, you messages sent were undeliverable as this number is unreachable. Please do not spam the inbox with repeated messages or else it will be auto-deleted to avoid mailbox overlimit. 

Scenario 3: The extremely sht 4m (short form) msg 4u

I know, sometimes you will spend longer time than usual to interpret the overly used abbreviations and still you do not fathom the content the sender was trying to deliver. You squint your eyes, crack your brain, and scratch your head but to no avail. Instead of sending "Do you want to hook up with us on Christmas Eve?", it flares you up with "Do u wan2hokup v us o Xmas E?"

Sarcastic comeback: Do u hv missing keypads on ur handfon cz its sims mine 2r facin d same ctuation s urs. It wud b nice 2celebrat Xmas E v u guys bt it wil b les fun v missin keypads. Hw do we nid2resolv dis?

Ask Yourself. Have You Come Across A Food and Drinks Service Centre?

Always believe what you see. Coz always what you see is what you get. I have heard lots of service centres but this is the first time and I guess last time I am gonna see this. LOL. Car service centre? Check. Customer service centre? Check. Computer service centre? Check. Handphone service centre? Check. Food service centre? UNCHECK.

Obviously I am wrong here cause there is a thing called Food and Drinks Service Centre in reality. Reality check, please. Yes, done! Here is the evidence as depicted in the picture. I figure they might have these services when you are facing some ordeals such as:

1)The next time you have yeast covered breads, don't forget to pay this place a visit. They will meticulously remove all the teeny weeny "friends" on your stuff. 

2) Nowadays people are simple too busy to prepare their own food and drinks. During Cheng Beng and Hungry Ghost Month, please kindly call them to display some food and fruits on the altars. 

3) They are just a call away when your indoor cat stole your fish away. 

4) After you have overcooked your veggies, tell them. They will "fix" and replace with a new "part" for you. 

5) And most of all, lazy people like me will enjoy their service during my chow down time in a seafood restaurant. They put forward the best service to peel (or sometimes de-vein) the shrimps shells and crack the Crustaceans hard-shell with a huge smile on their face.

All the above might sound great but I am clouded with doubts so I refer to Professor Google and he shakes his head showing disagreement. How can? Who wants to crack the crabs shells for me? Tell me, tell me!!!!

Xmas Greetings and New Year Gretings for All Blog Readers

The Season's Greetings is finally here, and we will probably playing with Snowman in if you were in four seasons countries. But the fact that we born, breed, and raise in tropical climate country never stop us from celebrating Christmas. Hey, who says we do not believe in Santa? I do, I do. *nod, nod*

Though I never celebrating Christmas, this festive season's gonna be fun with these funny, abnormal Christmas graphics. They really made my day.....

Myspace Graphics

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The normal out of the abnormals.........

I'd like to take the liberty to wish all readers have a Jolly Dolly Christmas and a Happening New Year. 

        Free Graphics - MySpace/Xanga/Friendster

Xmas Message from Jovial Me to All Readers: 

Jingle bells and Santa gifts – make the Christmas season more joyous. Spread smiles across the miles to bring cheer to your heart. Keep yourself away from only opening pressies but open your your heart to realise the best Christmas gift will be a sense of belongingness, togetherness, unity, and kindership. Embrace this dear to your heart this festive season.

P/S: Thank you for reading my blog all this while/now/for the first time/first and last time. But still...I love you, guys!!! Muacks...LOL

XoXo,

Cynthia Kim

9.37pm

21st Dec 09

Guinness World Records 2010 - These People Are Abnormal To Me

We salute and respect those Nobel Laureates for their outstanding and astounding breakthroughs in their arena but do not be blinded by these maestros as Guinness World Records is here again to consolidate weirdos, adrenaline junkies, crackpot, or some say lunatics to fulfill one mission - break the world record or come up with a brand-new record. But of course, not all comply the above. Some really deserve the title totally.

If you have weak heart, you are warned. LOL.

Smallest Waist in the World 

Yeah, here I present Cathie Jung who has the smallest waist, and the perimeter of the waist is equals to that mayonnaise jar in your fridge. Ouch, please be cautious while you're handling the "jar" cause it states "FRAGILE". She claims that she has merely 100 corsets since she started wearing them everyday for the past 12 years. Oh my, looks like she has to tailor-made all her dresses!!!

Strangest Diet in the World

 

Bicycles to ride, a plane to fly, idiot boxes to watch, computers in daily life, but these items are not to be used in MIchel's life but these are his food. He has been eating metal and glass since 1959. Gastroenterologists have described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as "unique".What is edible like bananas and hard-boiled eggs appear to make him sick! So people in France should not be surprised to find him near the scrap-metal sites.

Most Eaten Cockroaches in the World in One Minute

Ken loves roaches so much that even he munches on his cockroaches, he says "It's like having an anesthetic at the back of the throat." This is due to the scent they let off to ward off predators! Tasty! Ewww...this is utterly disgusting to me even by looking at the Madagascar roaches on his face. Argh.....

Highest Limousine in the World 

The world's highest limousine, from the ground to the roof, measures 3.33 m , about 10 ft 11 in. It was built by Gary and Shirley Duvall (Australia) incorporated an eight wheel independent suspension system and sits on eight monster truck tyres. It has two separate engines and took a little over 4,000 hours to complete. Whoa....can I have a ride too? 

Longest Nails in the World 

Lee Redmond stopped cutting her talons back in 1979 also carefully manicured them without breaking them! Believe or not she is a housewife and she manages to carry out the daily chores without getting the talons into her way but everyone's ways. Definitely I would freak out to see such long nails coming my way! If I have a chance to meet her, there is one burning question to ask, how did she make her business in the toilet? 


Most Tattooed Body in the World

Please be informed. He is not a black guy but he is black/gray due to excessive body tattooing. Knowing as Lucky Diamond Rich born in New Zealand, he spent over 1000 hours on body modification by hundreds of tattoo artists. He began by having a full collection of colourful designs from around the world tattooed over his entire body. But not content with stopping there, Lucky next opted for a 100% covering of black ink, including eyelids, the delicate skin between the toes, down into the ears, and even his gums. He is now being tattooed with white designs on top of the black, and coloured designs on top of the white! Clearly, this man is chasing his 'dream'. His room must be covered or delightfully decorated with dreamcatchers. 

Furthest Eyeball Popper in the World

Kim Goodman discovered her special gift when she was hit on the head with a hockey mask and her eyeballs popped out. After the particular incident, she will be able to do this when yawning or voluntarily – “I sort of squint, pull my eyelid back and out it comes,” Goodman claimed. It seems that she has perfect vision and has never seen a doctor about her abnormal condition. Hmph....Kim, the next time you're out, please remember to undo the act or else we will hear screamings and yellings across the globe!







 

What Do You Do When You Can't Find Your Penis?

As depicted in the above image itself, there are only two solutions

a) Enlarge your current penis 

Or 

b) Lose the bulge that is so big that conceal everything downsouth 

Better yet 

c) Use a mirror to reflect your little john 

The best 

d) Use all the above

I Used To Adore/Admire/Like/Love (Maybe) A Girl

*Be warned if any you have a very orthodox and conservative way of thinking cause the below post might be a little disturbing for your eyes*

Please do not take me as Perez Hilton cause I ain't gonna dish celebrities dirt like him on his Technoratti top-ranking website, perezhilton.com and no I am not doing a favour for him to publicize his site here. Just so you know, Perez Hilton was once hated by celebrities and loved by readers and now he is just lovable to everyone, even the used-to-hate-him celebrities. Check out site if you think you are too free and have nothing else better to do. Opss...I did it again (promoting his site). But I still love him for his bold and straightforward comments on celebrities! 

BUT not on me! He didn't dish my dirty secret when the time I used to admire/like/adore a girl. Yeah... I understand, Perez. I am not a celeb, not from Hollywood, and most of all, you don't even know me. So chances are too slim for you to let out my dirty teenage secret. I believe everyone has a secret, don't you? Well...I have mine too and I never told anyone except for my best friend and she just realised that I liked a girl in high school during our lunch a month ago. It all started when I was a few months in my initial high school year, the time when I am almost like the other girls. We were from girls' school and we did fall for girls!


Okay when I meant fall for a girl, I do no reckon this.....

Argh....my eyes, my eyes...

Argh....the breath, the breath.....

Argh......Lindsay Lohan (LiLo) and Samantha Ronson.....my god! my god!

In an all-girl school, I cannot help but starting to adore a girl, one year senior than me, so much that I did prayed for her to be my godsister at the time. I made countless effort to call her every night just to chat with her, never skipped school because I never wanted to miss any chance of seeing her, tried loitering in the school compound just to catch a glimpse of her and the worst part was I used to have her handwriting and  that is the time you can see me smiling and staring at THAT every night.  still have this vivid memory of her when we shared the same table for our farewell party. I was so ecstatic to know that we will be sharing table during the party. Throughout the time, I never misbehaved, took really good care of my table manner and carefully picked my words before I speak.Each time she didn't come to see, I will be very sad, lonely, and depressed. Okay... I should stop here. Or else people will really send me to the mental asylum thinking that I have gone bad up there.

You might think I was such a maniac of doing such crazy acts but that was the special feeling that I tend to develop for her only for that year. Thank God those crazy days were gone after she went to Form 3, a morning session class whereas I was in Form 2, afternoon session class. Hey I know. I am still not a lesbian yet. LOL. I like guys and fell for guys since that erm.....I should say a wonderful (to me) yet awful (to the others) experience?

DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!! LOL........

I Am Sick

I am sick for these few days hence the slow update. There will no updates for these few days til I recover from my gastric as well as diarrhea and nauseousness. Will get my fingers back on lappy and ass back on seat and eyes behind the screen once I finish a series of medication and recuperation. 

See ya!

The Chinese 12 Zodiac Animals in the Year of 2010 (Year of the Tiger)

The Year of The Tiger begins on February 14th 2010. Drama, intensity, change and travel will be the keywords for 2010. Unfortunately, world conflicts and disasters tend to feature during Tiger years also, so it won’t be a dull 12 months for anyone. The Year of the Tiger will bring far reaching changes for everyone. New inventions and incredible technological advances have a good chance of occurring. For all of the Chinese horoscope signs, this year is one to be active – seizing opportunities and making the most of our personal and very individual talents. Everything happens quickly and dramatically in a Tiger year – blink and you could miss an important chance of a lifetime! Let’s take a look at each animal, their major personality traits and what the prospects are for 2010, the Year of the Tiger.

The Rat 

Rats are charming, elegant and clever. They can be a bit  gossipy and prone to being distracted. They’re also thrifty and very good with handling money. Family and close friends are exceptionally important to them. The Rat is charming beyond words and throughout his undoubtedly long life he will always be popular and will have many friends.

Forecast for 2010 

The Rat may be feeling quite tired and deflated after 2009, which saw him keeping his head down, working and staying out of trouble. The Year of the Tiger is going to be fast-paced for the Rat, which in itself does tend to make them slightly uncomfortable. But it is essential that they go with the flow and seize opportunities and take adventures – this year is going to be important for them. A lot of Rats may have dreamt of travel in 2009 but were unable to take trips either due to financial or work commitments. This year will be so different! Travel will feature strongly for many and if there is dream destination in mind, it may become a reality during 2010. February and March can bring interesting work offers, while June to August and December will bring happy social occasions. Romantically, September and October bring tempting offers for single Rats, while those who are attached will find the summer most special. It is essential for all persons born under this sign to be extra thoughtful and caring throughout the year – an inadvertent remark or gesture could lead to discord with loved ones.

Interesting Rat Facts: 

Zodiac Stone: Garnet  

Special Flower: Narcissus  

Best Hours: 11 pm -1 am  

Season: Winter  

Horoscope Colors: Black, White, Purple

The Ox  

Sturdy, earthy, no-nonsense – that’s the Ox. Affectionate and easy-going, the Ox can show a fierce temper when agitated. He is neat, tidy, quiet and studious, with a great love of his home. Music can be a great love. Family life and a loving partner are high on the Ox’s priorities. A wonderful loyal friend.

Forecast for 2010

The Ox loves methodical planning and everything working out in the correct time. The Year of the Tiger will throw all this to the wind with it’s fast pace and unexpected developments! People born under this sign may find 2010 a challenge but in a good way. The Ox will have to adapt to new routines, delays and obstacles thrown in his way, but he will be well able for any task and may find new hidden talents and personal power he didn’t know existed. Hobbies, relaxing pursuits and friendships will all be beautifully highlighted during the Year of the Tiger and will provide a welcome relief to any stresses he may face. Home improvements and redecorating plans will move forward smoothly with excellent results. Career opportunities will present themselves from April to June, while exciting, intense romantic encounters are likely in July, August and December. An important aspect for those under this sign in 2010 is to be mindful and caring of loved ones. It will be crucial to listen to them and also to accept any help they may offer during this changeable year.

Interesting Ox Facts: 

Zodiac Stone: Aquamarine 

Special Flower: Carnation 

Best Hours: 1-3 am 

Season: Winter 

Horoscope Colors: Green, Yellow, Black

The Tiger

Magnetic, passionate and grand! When the Tiger does anything, it’s noticed! Indecisiveness and stubbornness can mar the sparkle of the Tiger personality. On the one hand generous, on the other hand a little mean, it’s sometimes hard to know where one stands with the Tiger. Flexible, honest and truly entertaining, one has a friend for life with a Tiger.

Forecast for 2010

Being the Tiger’s own year, 2010 holds great promise for those born under this sign, with exciting developments happening for them both personally and professionally. Some Tigers may be feeling disappointed and disheartened after 2009 and it will be important to leave the past behind and concentrate on the future, which is looking so bright! Financially, everything improves this year for those born under this sign and money-making thoughts and ideas should be fully explored and investigated. With the fast pace of this year for all signs, the Tiger needs to take extra care in planning and thinking all projects through – no rushing headlong into schemes during 2010! Tigers looking for romance will possibly see a friendship suddenly develop into something more personal with exciting consequences. August, December and January will see a very active and entertaining social calendar, but all of 2010 will see fun activities for the Tiger. The Spring months, March to May, will bring encouraging and interesting job opportunities, but the Tiger will still have to make sure he puts himself forward and gets noticed at work.

Interesting Tiger Facts: 

Zodiac Stone: Sapphire 

Special Flower: Violet  
Best Hours: 3-5 am

Season: Winter

Horoscope Colors: Green, Blue, Yellow

The Rabbit  

Cuddly, warm and affectionate are the attributes of the Rabbit. Mysterious and a great party-giver and host, the Rabbit enjoys being the centre of attention once in a while. The Rabbit is occasionally over cautious and can be a bit boring. He is also one of the luckiest signs in the Chinese Astrology chart.  

Forecast for 2010 

The focus will be on the Rabbit’s career and job prospects during the Year of the Tiger, with unexpected promotions and recognition very likely. Travel is also highlighted, with short breaks and spontaneous, fun trips featuring during the late Spring and early Summer. Healthwise, the Rabbit could find the speed of  the Tiger year exhausting and it’s important he balance work with rest and relaxation. Promotion at work or in the Rabbit’s career will be sure to feature and they need to act quickly – no hanging back to see what happens! Some Rabbits will be dissatisfied with their current living arrangements and the perfect new home may appear most unexpectedly – they must act quickly and not miss out! Friendships will play a big role during 2010 with possibly one or two friends needing extra care and help. May and October to January will bring special and fun social gatherings. February and March will be significant and fortunate for those looking to change jobs while July and August will be most auspicious for single Rabbits looking for love – an unexpected liaison could result from a work related social event.  

Interesting Rabbit Facts:  

Zodiac Stone: Pearl  

Special Flower: Jonquil  Horoscope
Best Hours: 5-7 am
Season: Spring 
Colors: Grey, White 

The Dragon  

Assertive, energetic and talented are all words to describe the Dragon personality. On the other hand, the Dragon has a tendency to be condescending and tactless without realising it. They generally enjoy robust health and tend to be very successful in anything they turn their hand to. 

Forecast for 2010 

Dragons will find the quick pace of 2010 very much to their liking and they will be keen to spread their wings and look for new possibilities and opportunities. As with the other signs in the Chinese Zodiac, the Dragon must make use of all the openings and opportunities that present themselves during this year. Teamwork will feature strongly and the Dragon will progress further and faster in his career if he bears this in mind. The Dragon’s financial situation will indeed be rosy during 2010 with a possible increase in income as well as a sum of money coming to them during the year. They must be careful to be disciplined about spending and not make too many impulse buys! May to August will be lovely months for socialising with friends and possible romantic encounters. Dragons do need to remember that love needs attention and if it is taken for granted, problems can arise. May, September and November see the most interesting career changes. Dragons need to take time during the year to have a holiday or getaway with loved ones – with such a busy year, they must not neglect those who matter to them the most.  

Interesting Dragon Facts:  

Zodiac Stone: Amethyst  

Special Flower: Sweet Pea 

Best Hours: 7-9 am 
Season: Spring
Horoscope Colors: Black, Gold

The Snake

Intelligent and highly intuitive are two of the Snake’s many fine qualities. He makes an amusing and romantic friend with a definite flirtatious streak. When challenged or criticised he can be a sore loser. The Snake is very lucky with money and is fond of the odd bet or two. He is quick-witted and enjoys reading, music and occasionally the paranormal side of life. 

Forecast for 2010
The Snake likes to make slow and steady progress and the Year of the Tiger will find him swept along with unexpected developments – they need to adapt and keep up the pace. On the career front, the Snake will have quite a bit of competition and needs to stay ahead of the game in order to be in line for any promotions or career advancement opportunities. He needs to seek advice from those who can help and not appear too independent – working with colleagues will pay off handsomely during the year. Money management will be crucial during the Year of the Tiger and with careful planning, they should have little to worry about. Time spent with loved ones, either on a well-earned holiday or at home, will rejuvenate the Snake’s spirit during a busy and intense year. February through April will favor work endeavors and promotion. July  through December will offer many opportunism for single Snakes to meet a special romantic partner. Travel looks most likely during March and June through August, with fun and romance well starred. Snakes can be shy and loners, but the Year of the Tiger will ensure they have many happy social events to attend. 

Interesting Snake Facts   
Best Hours: 9-11 am  
Season: Spring  
Zodiac Stone: Opal  
Horoscope Colors: Brown Gold, Green

The Horse

Fun, charming and attractive sums up the Horse’s traits  perfectly. They love parties and crowds and being the centre of attention. They can also be egotistical, hot-headed and impatient. The Horse is a considerate and protective friend and partner and when in his company, there will always be excitement around the next corner.

Forecast for 2010 

The Year of the Tiger; will be an exciting and lively year for the Horse. On the home and family front, there may be some changes with family members moving in, moving out or relocating to another location altogether. On the social front, the Horse will be in much demand with invitations to parties and gatherings increasing as the year moves on. Health wise, with such a busy year and added pressures, the Horse must ensure that he looks after his diet and gets adequate rest. Otherwise, irritability and heated arguments could arise unnecessarily. Those born under this sign will do exceptionally well career-wise this year. However, they must follow up leads and career openings with vigor in order to take advantage of the fast paced energy of the Tiger year. A word of caution for the Horse – they need to keep a careful eye on their finances as overspending could happen very easily. August through September will bring fantastic opportunities for those looking for love. March through May will be lucky for changing jobs or  careers, while November and December will bring fun and lively social gatherings.

Interesting Horse Facts:

Zodiac Stone: Golden Topaz

Special Flower: Rose

Best Hours: 11am-1pm

Season: Summer

Horoscope Colors: Orange, White, Yellow

The Goat

Graceful and optimistic, kind and easy going, would describe a Goat personality. They can also be petulant and discontented, likely to throw the towel in at the beginning of a problem. They can be charming without revealing their true feelings. The Goat is very talented and imaginative and can turn his hand to most creative pursuits.

Forecast for 2010

The Goat likes balance and moderation in all areas of life and the Year of the Tiger will ensure that he discovers new aspects andstrengths of himself he didn’t know he had! For the artistic and creative Goat, 2010 will bring offers, opportunities and encouragement, leading to new projects and job offers. If they can remain adaptable, open to change and focused, this year could have long lasting positive implications. Study and developing specialist skills is also highlighted for this year. For those wishing to change jobs or find employment, there may be many frustrating moments and it won’t be easy. But then, out of the blue, a job offer or an opportunity will present itself. Be ready! September to November will bring the best chances for work related success. May to September will have outstanding moments for making new, special friends and enjoying the company of loved ones. All Goats need to be aware that the Year of the Tiger is not the time for taking financial risks. If in doubt or worried, they need to

be sure to get the advice of a professional.

Interesting Goat Facts

Zodiac Stone: Emerald

Special Flower: Larkspur

Best Hours: 1-3 pm

Season: Summer

Horoscope Colors: Green, Blue

The Monkey

The Monkey is playful, lively, fun and a quick thinker. They get bored very easily and find it hard to settle down to doing any one thing. The Monkey can also be vain and offhand. They are ambitious and usually very good with investing money. With their quick wit and wonderful sense of humour, they are a great party guest. The Monkey’s life will never be dull and predictable! 

Forecast for 2010 

The Monkey’s energetic nature will resonate well with the energy of 2010 – but hence will definitely need to pace himself or he will burn out! Changes on the job front could startle the Monkey near the beginning of the year, but by adapting and staying calm, he should weather any storm. It would be wise to take a well-earned break mid-year as all Monkeys will be feeling the pressure that the Year of the Tiger is putting on them. Family expenses may very well increase this year and the wise Monkey will do a little bit of forward planning and budgeting to ensure a smooth passage through 2010. August to October will shine for romantic encounters and the unattached could possibly find the partner they’ve been searching for. July to November will be the best time to start making moves for anyone who wishes to change their job. All those born under this sign will appreciate the support they receive this year from loved ones and friends. Advice will be well-meaning and helpful, be sure to listen carefully.

Interesting Monkey Facts:

Zodiac Stone: Peridot

Special Flower: Gladiola

Best Hours: 3-5 pm

Season: Summer

Horoscope Colors: White, Violet, Green

The Rooster

They can be brutally honest and generally like being showered with attention. They are wonderfully loyal friends and also give advice freely – whether they are asked for it or not! Family means the world to the Rooster and they are fiercely loyal to those they care about.

Forecast for 2010 

The Year of the Tiger will have mixed fortunes for the Rooster, but by staying calm, observant and flexible, the Rooster will glide through 2010 coming out much wiser, stronger and with great success behind him. He will be in much demand for his sage advice and experience and, at work, this will come to the notice of his employer. Many will also decide to go back to college this year or completely change the direction of their career. Travel features quite strongly with the Rooster seeking out adventure, fun and new places to visit. A word of caution: all Roosters must ensure that they don’t overdo things – exhaustion and a depleted immune system will result if proper rest isn’t taken. Home life will bring many joys and will be seen as a cosy sanctuary throughout the year. The Spring months and November and December will be excellent for intimate romantic encounters.. March and July to October will be the optimum time for making career decisions or to change jobs.

Interesting Rooster Facts:

Zodiac Stone: Citrine

Special Flower: Aster

Best Hours: 5-7 pm

Season: Autumn

Horoscope Colors: Orange, Green

The Dog

The Dog is wonderfully hard worker, a perfectionist and someone who loves the small details. He is also a bit anti-social, pessimistic and stubborn. They are one of the most honest and loyal signs of the Chinese zodiac and will always go to bat for a worthy cause. The Dog is a fantastic listener and his advice is usually very intuitive.

Forecast for 2010 

The Year of the Tiger will be an excellent one for all Dogs with a significant improvement in fortune all year long. They must leave the past behind, for the Ox year was a challenging one, and look forward with optimism and determination. There will still be challenges this year for the Dog, as for all the signs, and it is important that he talk over any potential problems and worries rather than bottling them up. Socially, this is the Dog’s year to shine and many new strong friendships and alliances will be formed. The Year of the Tiger will see increased finances for the Dog with many receiving bonuses or even gifts throughout the year. However, it is important that he takes his time regarding financial matters, checking details and ensuring that he has read all the fine print. May to August will be very significant for single Dogs and all invitations should be carefully considered! September through November will have crucial career opportunities – don’t miss them! Recreational activities and hobbies will also feature strongly, with some able to turn their hobby into their career with great success.

Interesting Dog Facts:

Zodiac Stone: Diamond

Special Flower: Marigold

Best Hours: 7-9 pm

Season: Autumn

Horoscope Colors: Silver and Red

The Pig

The Pig is an innocent, sweet and lovable personality. They can also be quite melancholy and over-sensitive. The Pig loves the company of others, and adores parties, gossip and chit chat. They are highly intelligent, but prefer to keep  this side of their nature under wraps. The Pig does not care that much for money, but is one of the zodiac signs that is very lucky.

Forecast for 2010

The Pig loves activity and challenges and the Year of the Tiger will certainly provide this. There may be additional financial pressure on the Pig this year, but with prudent spending and consideration, this need not be a problem. The Pig is an open, friendly soul and very

trusting, but this year he must be wary. It’s possible that gossip may prove too tempting or that he may listen to false advice, causing upset and trouble. Be guarded and careful this year! The Pig must ensure that he follows up all correspondence or financial dealings – to delay or overlook details will prove costly. Short, fun, unplanned trips will feature throughout the year and will be excellent for off-setting any stresses and pressure the Year of the Tiger may bring. Interest in spirituality and self-development will be to the fore and any opportunity to study and explore these should be taken. November to January will provide excellent opportunities for changing career direction or to find a new job. August to December will prove particularly social, with many fun occasions and opportunities to make new friends.

Interesting Pig Facts

Zodiac Stone: Ruby

Special Flower: Chrysanthemum

Best Hours: 9-11 pm

Season: Autumn

Horoscope Colors: Purple, Red, White

Laughter Is Indeed The Best Medicine :)

If you dislike 7-Eleven, fret no more. Just turn your head, and make an "emergency" exit to L-Eleven right across the street.

I am suspecting that there are neither woman nor human. They are corpses (jasad)!!!! Naw....don't mind them. Osama might get tick off and bomb your house into pieces. Oh or don't be surprise to see airplanes are heading into your house direction. To play safe, don't even think about it! LOL.

Now that the tree has grown up like a ballerina, I wonder why the owner didn't dress her with ballet costume. She will look nicer than being naked and PHOTOGRAPH like this. Pity her.....

Ahhhhh........I am done. I manage to spot the difference. There is a leaf with an eye!

Thank goodness I always prepare enough sticks in the lorry. See....if not you won't be able to go that high

Oh my! Has anyone drop this here? Remember to wear your bra next time. LOL

LOL......Please use this at home. And make sure your dog does not munch on their johns!

Muahahhahaha..........look, boy. You're actually scaring the nurse instead. Let's hope she will not have nightmare tonight.

Yooo hooo.....I've Got My (Motorola) Internship Testimonial From My Ex-Supervisor!

This time......it will be another lackadaisical post because the core content is not from here but from..........

This!

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Oh well....thanks a lot to my ex-supervisor for writing such a "flattering" testimonial for me but personally I know myself better than anyone. I am not totally good in what I am doing but I was trying my best to be on par all the time. After starting my new job with new task and new role, I begin to realise working life is actually not very simple and being expedited or sometimes for no reason, is escalated would make working life sounds better but stressful and miserable. I am miserable right now as we speak. Everyday, I will be greeted with many e-mails bombarding my inbox, on queue, waiting for me to settle 'em. This is why my complexion is comparable to the sea cucumber surface right now. I hope it will not turn seahorse later in a few weeks time!!!

ARGH........I HAVE NO LIFE. MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND MY DAILY JOB. I NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!! I NEED TO LIVE THE MOMENT!!!! I NEED MY TRUE-SELF BACK!!!

Morning I wake up and go to work. Reach home after work everyday at about 8pm. At home, I do check my mailbox to clear my e-mail so that it won't be a hectic day the next day. The next day, go to work, what I've done boils down to nothing. Also, another hectic day. Work, work, work. Still, late in the evening, I have many unsettled problems. Bring work back home and work from home. Then go to bed and sleep for 5 hours and I go to work again. Kerja, kerja, kerja. Then it's dark out there. I come home and work from home again. Sleep.......a few hours. And go to work the next day. So in the same context, my life revolving nothing but only work and my working life revolves nothing but me working and stuck in the working world. I really need to get a life!